Thursday, September 06, 2007

And Now for Something Completely Different

Yesterday morning, 7:05 a.m.

I'm innocently getting my purse and keys together. The boys are dressed, the cats are fed, the husband is up. Suddenly . . .

Me: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elder Son: What happened, mama?

Me: Patrick BIT me! On the big toe!

Elder Son: Oh, he's being a bad kitty!

Me: He's being a little sh...

Me (still): ...ugarpants.

Elder Son: You were going to say "shit."

6 comments:

Fraochán said...

SHIT!

Scott said...

Ha ha ha! Elder son is a clever boy! And WHY did the cat bite you? Do your toes smell of trout?

Fraochán said...

LMAO Scott!

If her cat is anything like mine - sometimes out of the blue she will randomly attack various parts of my lower leg....then run off to hide and gloat in sweet victory....

Mauigirl said...

LOL! My friend's daughter used to charge me a quarter every time I swore in her presence. Sometimes I just handed her a dollar as soon as I got to their house and lived on the credit for the first hour or so...

Now that she's going on 12 I think she's given it up. The old "don't corrupt the innocent ears" thing doesn't work so well anymore now that she's taller than I am!

Angel said...

BAHAHAHA

Not any worse then when SB told me he was going to "kick my ass" in front of my Grandma =:O

Yes I wanted to just DIE.

Amanda said...

ROFL! Oh my... Angel, that is too funny! And Maui, dang girl, I'd be broke by then.

Scott, the cat bit me because he is Teh Evil. No other explanation for it.