Friday, December 14, 2007

More Random

Note to self:

"Refer" and "Reefer" are two different words. The latter should likely NOT go out on office correspondence, especially that in relation to a public school project.

Damn you, spellcheck!

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Welcome to Florida!

My younger son has been learning about world geography in daycare, and today he brought home a small globe. On the drive home he was calling out the names of all the continents he recognized.

Then he moved on to the states.

"Mommy, I'm twying to find Texas, but I can't find it!"

He didn't let that little roadblock deter him from finding other states, though. He continued until...

"Oh wait, hewe's the penis! That's Florida, Mommy!!!"

Yes, ladies and gentlemen:

Welcome to Florida, aka The Dangly Bits of the Nation.

It's a wonder I made it home alive. Do you know how hard it is to drive while desperately trying to choke back gales of laughter?


Sunday, December 09, 2007

Checking In

Yes folks, I'm alive.

The cats are also alive.

The boys? Also alive.

Holiday madness has descended upon us. I'm staring Christmas shopping dead in the eye. I plan to accomplish it during assorted lunch hours capped off by one final, huge weekend spree.

Take no prisoners. That's my motto.

No, I don't like shopping. At all. Well, except if it's at a bookstore, then I can make even the clerks' eyes bug out. Hee.

We're gearing up to get the Christmas tree. I was planning to go this weekend, but I got into a fit of cleaning and would really like this place to look like *I* want it to look, rather than what it became over the final few months of my marriage.

Peace is good. I'm a fan.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all :)