Random, Another of a Number

Phone call this morning, from one of the bosses who totally isn't related to me or anything:

Boss: Uhm, you know how when I get near the end of a project I think I can just sort of "will" things to get done and it'll happen?

Me, thinking of the sheet notes I typed last weekend, among other recent time-sensitive assignments: Yes.

Boss: Well, I just picked up the phone and as I was listening to the dial tone I was wondering why it wasn't calling the office for me.

Me: Okay, Kreskin...

Hee. All right, you probably had to be there. But it was worth a giggle.