My children love me. I know this because this morning I asked each one if he'd brushed his teeth. Each delightful, innocent child chriped "Yes, mama!"
And because I am an adoring mother but not a fool, I asked to sniff their breath.
Both of the little darlings clamped their lips shut.
I looked at them, "Your breath would fell a full-grown rhino, wouldn't it?"
They giggled, and ran off to the bathroom to de-offensify their teeth. Their daycare will thank me.
My brother, on the other hand, is in league with the cats to do me in. We were discussing our workouts yesterday and he recommended I added more of an interval blast into my treadmill bonding activities, so when I got home I resolved to give it a whirl.
I got on the treadmill and did my first mile in 20 minutes. The second mile is also 20 minutes, but at a 5% incline usually. Well, this time I went up to 10% incline for 2 minute intervals every five minutes on Mile 2 and let me tell you, that kicked my ass. It about killed me.
His wife is getting a text alerting her to her husband's homicidal tendencies.
April 25th, 2017 Once Again
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