My blue pen and post-it note pad appear to have wandered away from my desk. Granted, this is not like The Great Scissors Debacle of 2010, but still.
I. Want. Them. Back.
If they return by lunchtime, no one gets hurt.
The office supply cabinet is two bays up to the north. Use it.
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