Saturday, October 09, 2010

This Just In

Attributed to the Associated Press:

"To reduce the risk of being bitten by mosquitoes, the Florida Department of Health recommends that people should attempt to avoid being bitten by mosquitoes."

Uhm... duh.

4 comments:

Cheeseboy said...

They sound like they deserve that job.

Amanda said...

Yeah, Choreboy's reaction was, "It's like they said, 'In order to avoid being hit by cars, residents should try to avoid being hit by cars.'"

Words fail.

tz said...

wish I had thought of that...

Nick said...

Sounds more like a Dan Quayle comment methinks.