Thursday, September 10, 2009

An Open Letter to One of My Bosses

Dear Random One Who Signs My Paychecks,

Never ask me to bill one-third of forty-percent of the contract amount again.

Sincerely,
Your secretary*

*Whose brain didn't hurt until you told her that you wanted the precentage figure to be 'pretty'. One-third of forty-percent is .13333333333333333333333. And then some. Ad infinitum.

Ain't no way to make that look pretty. Ever. Just sayin'.

2 comments:

Tycho Beresford said...

Which boss was this to? I'm guessing it wasn't Choreboy.

Amanda said...

Nope, it was the Anonymous Architect (found in this post).

Bless his tiny black heart.