Death Glare

If ONE MORE child tells me "It's not mine!" "I didn't do it!" or "It wasn't me!" again...

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't care who did it, Offspring. I care about Someone. Picking. It. Up.

NOW.

Note: This rant brought to you courtesy of Amanda's children, specifically the ten-year-old variant.