My younger son has been learning about world geography in daycare, and today he brought home a small globe. On the drive home he was calling out the names of all the continents he recognized.
Then he moved on to the states.
"Mommy, I'm twying to find Texas, but I can't find it!"
He didn't let that little roadblock deter him from finding other states, though. He continued until...
"Oh wait, hewe's the penis! That's Florida, Mommy!!!"
Yes, ladies and gentlemen:
Welcome to Florida, aka The Dangly Bits of the Nation.
It's a wonder I made it home alive. Do you know how hard it is to drive while desperately trying to choke back gales of laughter?
Hee.