My younger son has been learning about world geography in daycare, and today he brought home a small globe. On the drive home he was calling out the names of all the continents he recognized.
Then he moved on to the states.
"Mommy, I'm twying to find Texas, but I can't find it!"
He didn't let that little roadblock deter him from finding other states, though. He continued until...
"Oh wait, hewe's the penis! That's Florida, Mommy!!!"
Yes, ladies and gentlemen:
Welcome to Florida, aka The Dangly Bits of the Nation.
It's a wonder I made it home alive. Do you know how hard it is to drive while desperately trying to choke back gales of laughter?
Hee.
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9 comments:
ROFLMAO! Come to think of it, it DOES like like, um, what he said.
Rofl!
I can't argue with the kid. Just call me 'Hanging' Chad.
ROFL! So if Florida is the Dangly Bits, what does that make California?
That is waaaaay TOO funny! :)
hehehe... yeah. The kid's got a way with words, gotta give him credit ;)
that was spit my coffee on the keyboard funny!
TZ, I swear I nearly had a wreck when he said that, LOL!
And yeah, Maui... uhm, it does ;)
Case, I'll remember to refer to you as "Hanging" Chad at the next concert, dude. Hee.
Tycho, I have no idea what that makes California. I've tried to come up with something, but the brain fails :)
And Awesome Mom and Rural Felicity... they keep you in stitches, don't they? LMAO
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yeah, btdt when pregnant with #2. After going to a prenatal checkup at the midwive, DD pipes up from the back seat "Mommy, is the baby in your uterus?"
::::::Spew::::::::: Yeah it's hard to stay on the road when they come up with things like that!
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