Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Answers to Your Burning Questions

Okay, ready for the answers, kids?

1. True.

My sister was the big picky eater in the family. For years she would eat nothing but hot dogs or chicken nuggets. That said, she's now a major foodie, so all the moms out there worrying that your child will be 40 and still eating only PBJ? You're likely safe.

2. Also true!

I work in a male-dominated field, y'all. And although there are four women at work including me, the rest of them are glamazons and are 5'9" or so.

I'm a freaking shrimp. It's very disconcerting, as I know I'm taller than the average American woman.

3. True again.

I work with sick, sick people, y'all. Heh.

4. I already said this one was true in comments below :)

5. TZ, hate to tell you, but.... true again! I swear, I laughed so hard when I got your comment. This is really too funny!

6. Okay, this one was false. Although I'm sure the skeletons of countless small vermin litter our storage room, we don't have a replica of a human skeleton in it.

Couches? Yes. Filing cabinets? Yes. Spare beds from various staff members' homes they no longer have room for? Yes.

But no skeletons.

7. Obviously, this one was also true.

(And it's still unused. Dammit.)

8. And again, this one, sadly, is true. It's a point to all you commentors that no one said number eight had to be false!

Yes, my nerdiness has firmly established itself. It's good to know..... hee.

5 comments:

Fraochán said...

hehehe u are too funny!!!!!

I hate to say it - but I stand a staggering 5'11. So I think I would fit in with those you work with....

tz said...

here's one thing we don't have in common...i'm 5'6 and 3/4....but it's NOT 5'7 :-)

Mauigirl said...

Hey, I was right! The skeleton one was false! Don't we get a prize if we were right?

patientanonymous said...

Oh, that's great. Number seven completely cracked me up. But number five I found very interesting...another thing we have in common? I don't know if you read my post about my stuttering issues.

Hope you're well,
PA

Scott said...

Okay. It probably isn't any of my business (but this is comedy here), but I want to help you with your "number seven" dilemma. If your husband's libido is anywhere in the neighborhood of mine, one of these sultry seduction tips should work:

1. Walk in the room, or
2. Smile at him, or
3. Say hello to him


Then, simply apply the product to the now enlarged anatomy, and you are on your way to a minty, tingly good time!